March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. While there are still a few days left in the month, several players need to do some serious work if they are to turn a profit, or in some cases just break even. The high stakes action is always in high swing with most eyes on Isildur1. However, Isildur1 is not even in the top 10 in either the biggest winner or losers for the month.
Let’s start with the big losers for the month. Cole South started the year off strong after winning over $3.1 Million heading into the month. Since then, he has went on a cold streak. Actually, a cold streak would probably be an improvement over the colossal iceberg that has been his game this month. In 22,388 hands so far, South has dropped nearly $2.7 Million at the tables. And people wonder why they think that PLO players are insane.
Patrik Antonius dropped over $1.3 Million this month so far over 423 sessions and 13,463 hands. Gus Hansen is down $835,534.76 over 26,423 hands. Zee Justin is down over $587,000 so far. Other pros that have dropped large sums include LarsLuzak at $442k, PostFlopAction at $334k, John Juanda at $313k and Mike Matusow at $292k.
Earlier in the month, posters on 2+2 were saying that Ziigmund looks an awful lot like the guy that sells the Sham-Wow. Well, I don’t think that Mr. Slap Chop ever made $2.7 Million bucks in one month. That is the amount that Ziigmund is up in just 12,728 hands. Urindanger is up $1.53 Million and Tom “durrrr” Dwan is up $1.199 Million.
Phil Galfond screen name OMGClayAiken took a big bite out of Isildur1’s ass earlier in the month but has given most of the $2 Million win back as he is just up $411k this month. In the “I’m better at data mining than Isildur1 category”, Brian Hastings is up $868k for the month. Speaking of Isildur1, he is up just $88,581.05. Odds are that number will be -$885k tomorrow, but at the time that this article was type, Isildur1 is up for the month. (Let’s not look at how he got there shall we?)
Other players that finished in the green include Billy “The Croc” Argyos who finished up $54,298. Jennifer Harman stepped away from the play money tables long enough to make $62,602 over 818 hands. Josh Arieh made $45k this month and BKiCe made $41,974 at the cash tables. Sadly, Phil Hellmuth was not there for him to suck out on at the river. Honorable mention for this month goes to a player called BrightGreenPoop. This little green poop machine finished the month up $31,240.15 over 1,093 hands. While we may never hear from him again after this month, anyone willing to play as BrightGreenPoop deserves a shout out.
With a few days left in the month, the leader board could still change. Ziigmund has likely taken the title for the month in money earned. Cole South can take some solace that Isildur1 is still playing. His yummy money as well as others will be up for grabs daily on Full Tilt Poker. If you don’t have an account, head over to the site and sign up. You can then watch some of the best high stakes action on the planet, and maybe one day work your way up to take money from Isildur1.
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